nvs
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Post by nvs on Nov 9, 2009 13:53:28 GMT -5
So I have to comment on your signature, by mentioning something a friend of mine said years ago.
In response to being asked "How do you meet a girl who never goes out?" he responded with another question: "Break into her house?"
Food for thought!
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 9, 2009 15:24:30 GMT -5
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, that bitch's already been told twice!
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Post by disobedient on Nov 9, 2009 15:54:28 GMT -5
I like my women like I like my pants; below my waist and with my dick in them.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 9, 2009 19:50:59 GMT -5
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
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Post by disobedient on Nov 10, 2009 0:10:23 GMT -5
Pwn'd.
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Post by nvs on Nov 10, 2009 1:34:07 GMT -5
Haha, yeah.
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Post by disobedient on Nov 10, 2009 23:30:26 GMT -5
But on the upside, threesome anyone?
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 11, 2009 0:16:17 GMT -5
But on the upside, threesome anyone? You always want to be on the upside, that's why no one wants to have a threesome with you
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Post by disobedient on Nov 11, 2009 4:10:26 GMT -5
Ugh kfine, back into the lake I go.
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Post by nvs on Nov 12, 2009 20:43:00 GMT -5
Be on the look out for them fresh water mermaids. No shells for the breasts, I hear.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 12, 2009 21:18:52 GMT -5
... *must not make a fishy smell joke*
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Post by disobedient on Nov 13, 2009 0:50:54 GMT -5
Would it be weird if I touched her fishy half?
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Post by nvs on Nov 13, 2009 15:21:48 GMT -5
When I used to rub sharks the wrong way, it hurt. Maybe its the same way with mermaids?
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Post by disobedient on Nov 14, 2009 0:23:37 GMT -5
Well, rubbing all organisms the wrong was is generally bad. Especially those women creatures I hear so much about.
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Post by badluckshadow13 on Nov 14, 2009 0:28:45 GMT -5
Blatant innuendo aside, yes, it's rather like petting a cat, gotta do it the right way
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